This diet is sucky. My wife is making me do it, and now all we eat is rice cakes and lettuce.
My gangly coworker Stu might be the most annoying person, ever. He has no concept of anything. Right now he's hovering over me, rambling:
"Have a good weekend, buddy? Betcha it wasn't as good as mine! The missus and I had a whole buncha sex. LOTS. And then we went to the Olive Garden! Have you BEEN to the Olive Garden? Oh, you gotta go, you got to go. They've got the breadsticks, the Tour of Italy, the Tower of Pizza, all that shit. Wanna go during lunch! Huh?"
I told him no. I hate him.
If one more person comes up to me talking about food I can't eat, I'm either going to go postal or break into song.
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