Million Shekel Baby

Amish vs Rabbi - a 3 minute battle.

Million Dollar Baby may have won Best Picture at the Oscars, but it's not really the Best Boxing Picture of the year. No, I'm not talking about "Against the Ropes", though it was directed by seven time Oscar winner Roc. So what am I talking about?

I'm talking about the Holy War to end all Holy Wars, Million Shekel Baby! It's a must see for anyone who appreciates footage of a Rabbi and an Amish man engaging in the sweet sacrelicious science of positively priestly pugilism. You've heard of the Royal Rumble... now get wet for the Holy Hoedown!

This film is both 100% kosher and free of all technology developed after 1887, with the exception of Heart of the Sunrise, by Yes.

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Film contains no bacon or telly-phones.